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FireHotQuotes kick ass
mood: 
Hee, piggy piggy
Hee, piggy piggymusic: Eminem-Ass Like That
-I want a frickin' penguin!
-Idaho? No! Udaho!
-Trying to find a good man is like trying to nail Jello to the wall
-Friends dont let friends date mullets!
-drive it like you stole it, ride him like you stole him
-Last night i played a blank tape on full blast. the mime next door went crazy
-I laugh in the face of death...maybe not laugh more like a snicker...a quiet snicker, and I wouldn't do it directly in death's face so, it's more like a quiet snicker behind death's back.
-A penny saved...isn't much
-Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
-I smell bacon! I smell pork! Run little piggy I have a fork!
(Anonymous)
I am thy only gangsta one, dammit!
~did i invite u to my bbq? then y u all up in my grill!?!
~Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to move on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When you leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe you embarrassed me AGAIN...."
YES! niiiiiice!
(Anonymous)
Re: I am thy only gangsta one, dammit!